Sunday, November 6, 2011

Ruined?

"Do you have any idea how f*$king crazy you sound right now?"

I admit that this is not the best thing to say to your pregnant wife.

Let me be the first to say that I think that Andrea looks amazing. 3 kids or not I think that she is hot.

What I will say is that I think that she should be less concerned about how our kids "ruined" her body and more concerned with how absolutely nuts they made her while she was pregnant.

I don't mean "I want pickles and ice cream" nuts either. I mean irrational, hormonal crazy.

This occurred with all three of the boys and I wouldn't be surprised if there is some residual crazy just waiting to be unleashed.

Guys I just want to put it out there that once you get your significant other pregnant it would be a good idea to just say good-bye to rational argument or discussion. No matter what you say it is going to be wrong, dangerously wrong.

I can't count the number of times that we got into a fight over something so miniscule as to be laughable. The problem was to Andrea it wasn't laughable. I think the fact that I still laughed was probably what took her over the edge. I think I slept on the couch that night.

Anyway, I digress. I don't think that Andrea's body has been ruined. I honestly don't have much proof of this as in all honesty the past 5 years has been a haze of pregnancy, breast feeding, more pregnancy, you get the idea. Oh yeah and we were kind of homeless for almost half a year in the middle of that as well. Actually come to think of it the fact that we even found time to get pregnant a third time is pretty remarkable!




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